Toilet Rolls Thieves

This recently there appeared two toilet rolls thieves in my company. The strange thing is that they only stole finished rolls, i.e. that hard paper roll in the end of every toilet roll's 'journey'.

These two thieves only started their work in the evening after most of the day shift people were gone. They moved from one toilet to the other, 'sapu' away all the empty rolls like a tornedo, fast but hardly leave any trace...

One of the thieves is the Stressident of a 'chiak ba bo su cho' (eat full full nothing to do) NGO. The other one is her PA cum new member... Pig Pig. The reason that causes these two kind and indecent good citizens to commit such a shameful crime is that the Stressident ran out of idea of what to use to 'park' rolls and rolls of string that will be used by each kid duing kite flying session in the incoming Golden Child project...

So one day, when the Stressident and Pig Pig went peeing in the toilet and they both saw the empty rolls 'parking' steadily on the roll dispensers in their cubicle, their eyes sparkled, and their face started to glow in the dark... They came out from their toilet cubicle and looked at each other... my prrrreeeeeciousssss.......

Then they started their mission in stealing empty rolls... However soon they found themselve a rival in the mission... the toilet cleaner who kept throwing away all their prrrreeeeeciousssss rolls. So the Stressident started to use her brain again.... 'eeee... aaaaa... mili mali hooommm!' By killing some more of her brain cells, she popped up with another brrrrillliant idea (*a bulb *). Guess what, she went to negotiate with the rival cleaner. She told the 'kakak', she needs the rolls for the kids to play 'layang-layang' at the beach and asked a favor from the 'kakak' to keep the rolls for her. 'Ok' kakak replied. Then the Stressident asked if kakak knows where to look for her, and surprisingly kakak answered 'Tahu, tempat duduk kamu dalam office tu, masuk dalam, pusing sini, pusing sana...' Wow, she actually knows the Stressident but the Stressident has never noticed her before.

So, few days later when the Stressident and Pig Pig have almost forgot about it, kakak suddenly appeared next to the Stressident when the Stressident was writing a Blog (at work some more). Kakak reported that she has completed her mission by collecting 'banyak' empty rolls and asked where she should leave it. The Stressident squeezed her brain again.... 'eeee...aaaa... mili mali hoooommm!' and there she goes, another brrrrrilliant idea! She recalled there is this small area with a slim door in one of the toilets kos everytime when she ran out of toilet paper, she will dig inside that door for rolls. So the Stressident told kakak to leave the empty rolls in there and thanked her for a job well done. By the way, kakak's name is Samaya, she is now a new friend of the Stressident.

After she left, the Stressident and Pig Pig looked at each other. The Stressident suddenly paused and said 'You know what, I think she is actually better than a lot of our club members.' Hahaha, of course she is just kidding, how can she said something so politically incorrect??!! She will be sentenced to death if the members know it.

Anyway, the Stressident and her PA Pig Pig are smelling kos they eventually solved another problem from one of the projects again. Way to go, the Secret Two!